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005: Tuesday, December 6, 2011: 2PM PST [06 Dec 2011|07:40am]
I don't know who's idea it was to send all the women on a cruise, but I'm glad they're back. I would say that my bed was empty without a certain someone to fill it, but that's not true. Elliot cuddles quite nicely.

From now on, if there's going to be a cruise ship filled with women, I want to be on it.

Maybe us men should take a vacation.

I'm just sayin'.
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004: Sunday, October 30, 2011: 9PM PST [30 Oct 2011|09:28pm]
[James]

It seems you had no reason to get your panties in a twist. Becky hasn't so much as mentioned our discussion about having children together. So… no worries! You won't be an uncle any time soon.

[/James]

[Becky]

Hungry? I'm starving. I was thinking… egg sandwiches…

[/Becky]

It seems my brother has gotten himself into an actual relationship. I'm proud of him. That means his peepee is getting the attention it needs.
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003: Tuesday, May 10, 2011: 2PM PST [10 May 2011|12:35pm]
[private to James]

Becky and I had a legitimate discussion about having children together. Tell me that I'm not completely insane.

[/private]

[private to Becky]

Should I put genuine effort into finding another place to stay? We both know I haven't been. If I'm getting on your nerves, let me know.

[/private]

A PEEPEE TOUCH! MY BROTHER WAS GIVEN A PEEPEE TOUCH! SO PROUD OF HIM!
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002: Friday, April 8, 2011: 2PM PST [08 Apr 2011|04:42pm]
[private]

I really enjoy living with Becky and Elliot. I'm almost hoping that it'll be a while before James and I find a new apartment. I know that makes me a horrible person, but I really enjoy living here. I love climbing into bed with Becky after a hard night at work and being pounced by Elliot in the mornings. I almost wish I could stay.

[private]

Kris Forrester. James is a Turner. That means that he is incredibly attractive and good in bed. Would you please touch his penis? It needs some special attention. Thank you.
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001: Tuesday, March 1, 2011: 6PM PST [12 Mar 2011|08:37am]
So..

Regardless of what James might tell you, I did NOT set his apartment on fire. He claims that he can find a way to blame me, but I wasn't even home. I'm just sayin'.

If anyone needs me, I will be calling hotels. It seems that my brother has already found a place to stay.

[James]

Tell me the truth.. are you screwing that girl?

[/James]
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